5 Things I Did Last Week

I slashed jobs & stopped funding to parasites to save taxpayers billions – and billed the government billions for my services

Mar 12, 2025 | 5 Things I Did Last Week | 0 comments

  1. Launched Space X Starship – which failed and sent burning debris into the ocean while shutting down air space in Florida.
  2. Called Astronaut, Veteran and Senator Mark Kelly a traitor.
  3. Tanked Tesla stock – but got Trump to buy one. He even let me turn the White House lawn into a Tesla showcase! It was a little scary to be out in the open, even wearing a Kevlar vest, surrounded by secret service and a press pool that is Trump-friendly. Just in case, I used my kid as a human shield. He moves quick, it wasn’t easy to stay behind him.
  4. To save the taxpayers, I fired more federal workers who do nothing but feed the parasites.
  5. Lost $25 Billion in Net Worth on Monday. But that’s okay, I’ve got more than $78 billion in government contracts.