Top 5 things Trumps thinking while eating fried chicken
1- If Kennedy tries getting rid of fried chicken I’ll have him killed
2- I’m spreading some of this on Elon’s feet next time I lick them clean
3- We really need to start serving this at White House dinners.
4- KFC/MAGA
5- If we get this fortified with all your daily essential vitamins and minerals, I’ll make Kennedy classify this as a health food above kale.
5a- Look into making daily vitamins flavored like fried chicken… I’ll make a fortune.