1- If Kennedy tries getting rid of fried chicken I’ll have him killed

2- I’m spreading some of this on Elon’s feet next time I lick them clean

3- We really need to start serving this at White House dinners.

4- KFC/MAGA

5- If we get this fortified with all your daily essential vitamins and minerals, I’ll make Kennedy classify this as a health food above kale.
5a- Look into making daily vitamins flavored like fried chicken… I’ll make a fortune.