I slashed jobs & stopped funding to parasites to save taxpayers billions – and billed the government billions for my services

Launched Space X Starship – which failed and sent burning debris into the ocean while shutting down air space in Florida.
Called Astronaut, Veteran and Senator Mark Kelly a traitor.
Tanked Tesla stock – but got Trump to buy one. He even let me turn the White House lawn into a Tesla showcase! It was a little scary to be out in the open, even wearing a Kevlar vest, surrounded by secret service and a press pool that is Trump-friendly. Just in case, I used my kid as a human shield. He moves quick, it wasn’t easy to stay behind him.
To save the taxpayers, I fired more federal workers who do nothing but feed the parasites.
Lost $25 Billion in Net Worth on Monday. But that’s okay, I’ve got more than $78 billion in government contracts.

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