1 – Tell people that jobs are coming back and used a new Honda plant in Indiana.  I hope nobody at Honda is listening because I just made it up

2 – Make false claims on how much DOGE is saving the US

3 – Rename DOGE… such a stupid name… sounds too much like dodgey which I guess is actually what it is, but don’t tell anyone… shhh.

4 – Keep telling people that getting rid of environmental restrictions will make us safer.  We’ll just keep saying it and close the EPA… nobody will be upset about stuff they don’t know about. 

5 – Blame the bird flu on Biden and the high cost of eggs

Summary: 99 minutes… that’s almost an hour and a half… I just love giving speeches… it is so true that the sound of my own voice makes America great again.